Little Red Riding Hood

I didn't go to my granma's house, but my parent's house instead - a bit over 4 miles in 40 minutes. On the way back, I heard some shouting fans yelling as I passed by,

"I like yo bike mang!"

"Look at that nigga!"

Right when I thought I've heard everything, I hear this new stuff. Pretty funny. A girl had walked across the walkway at Ocean Beach and abruptly turned back around when I came about 5 feet from her and screeched to a halt. She stumbled away laughing, so no harm done.